Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
How naked do you want me to be?
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