its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
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