my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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