I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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