I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
cat food counts as protein by the way
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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