1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
She's JV to your varsity
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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