If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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