He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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