His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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