just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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