didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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