i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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