do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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