is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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