her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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