Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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