Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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