I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
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