How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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