I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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