mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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