1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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