I wannas sexs uuuuu
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
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