u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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