so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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