Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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