Apparently you make a good broom.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
We talked him into tasing himself.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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