Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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