I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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