We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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