He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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