I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
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