I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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