i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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