Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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