Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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