She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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