There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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