This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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