Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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