Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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