The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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