just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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