I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
