that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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