It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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