i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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