Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
