so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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