He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
