My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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